INSTRUMENT - 1971 Selmer Mark VI tenor saxaphone. (and I abuse it)
YEARS IN ELF - 4 years
MUSICAL INFLUENCES - From Sublime to Dave Brubeck to Pantera to Paganninni
ZODIAC SIGN - Aquarius
FAVORITE FOOD - Gyros
FAVORITE ELF SONG - "2x4"
FAVORITE ELF MEMORY - "Autographing my first pair of breasts."
WORST ELF MEMORY - "Having to play a show in a wizard suit, in 90+degree weather, with a very bad 2nd degree sunburn"
IF YOU WERE EVER TRAPPED WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS
OF RETARTED ELF ON AN
ISLAND, AND WERE FORCED
TO EAT ANOTHER MEMBER.....
WHO WOULD YOU WANT
TO EAT FIRST AND WHY?? - "Well, if I had to choose, I'd probably eat Wubba because he has
muscles for nutrients...or maybe I'd eat Chia and take his money...or
I'd eat Pumpkin' naw, too much grissle...or maybe Wonderbred...nah,
can't make fun of the Vikings getting the shit stomped out of them in
of anyone anymore...of course I wouldn't eat Dingle before I
guess that leaves you Milky, but if you were gone, our male crowd may
That's it, I cannot decide."