INSTRUMENT - Fender Statocaster guitar, show intros
YEARS IN ELF - From the beginning
MUSICAL INFLUENCES - Curtis Mayfield, Beastie Boys, Slayer, the Bee Gees
ZODIAC SIGN - Libra
FAVORITE FOOD - fried chicken
FAVORITE ELF SONG - "Gramma's House"
FAVORITE ELF MEMORY - "signing the record and publishing deal with Pony Canyon Records"
WORST ELF MEMORY - "Coming back from a gig in Dallas, TX late at night,
breaking down in the van with a fried transmission, spending all of our money
to fix it....and then breaking down again
after another 60 miles...with a broken transmission....DIS!
IF YOU WERE EVER TRAPPED WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS
OF RETARTED ELF ON AN
ISLAND, AND WERE FORCED
TO EAT ANOTHER MEMBER.....WHO WOULD YOU WANT
TO EAT FIRST AND WHY??
- LIL' PUMPKIN
Because I bet he taste likes JJ's muffallata's.