WUBBA D

INSTRUMENT - mouth
YEARS IN ELF - 10+years
MUSICAL INFLUENCES - The Partridge Family, The Bee Gees, Aldo Nova, The Cromags
ZODIAC SIGN - Pisces
FAVORITE FOOD - sushi
FAVORITE ELF SONG - All of them, "Bad Ass Sausage"
FAVORITE ELF MEMORY - "When Wonderbred shit on a plate, cut it with a butter knife.. and stuck a fork in it and put it on his neighbors front porch- rang the door bell and ran."
WORST ELF MEMORY - "Sitting back stage at the Vatican in Houston TX, watching tv and a good porno came on, started to really get into it and then looked around the room and noticed i was sitting there with 6 houston cops- all watchin tv."
IF YOU WERE EVER TRAPPED WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS
OF RETARTED ELF ON AN ISLAND, AND WERE FORCED
TO EAT ANOTHER MEMBER.....
WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT FIRST AND WHY??
- "Stork is the first craving, but he would not be there, so Greenbean would make a good soup bone cuz he is so young and tender."

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